cops with boobs

what time is it?

daylight saving time. i'm over it. especially the spring forward shift. why do i have to lose an hour of sleep? sleeping is what i do best.


Daylight Savings Time w/ MC Lyte on FunnyOrDie.com

I am finally cool with Ryan Seacrest

It's taken seven seasons of American Idol, jobs on morning radio, E!, every award show red carpet, and reigning in the New Year, but I have been beaten to submission and I am finally cool with Ryan Seacrest. He's not that bad. He's kind of sarcastic, but without being mean. I can respect that. And because he does stuff like this:


HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! on FunnyOrDie.com

gangsta rappers and lesbians

yesterday snoop dogg was on ellen. he was introduced by some guy who handles dogs in shows. "and now for a rare dog..." and snoop walks out, ellen scratches him under his chin like a puppy and the audience goes kah-razy. these middle aged lesbians from all over the country were so thrilled to see snoop! and snoop smiled, excited to see them too. then he hugged ellen and i thought that maybe the world can make it.

To the left, to the left

last night, i watched the american music awards. throughout the evening, they kept teasing a "surprising performance by beyonce". sold - can't wait. beyonce always gives 110%, i bet this is something good. then, back from break, "please welcome sugarland performing irreplaceable!" hmmm - that's the title of a beyonce song. they couldn't be covering-- then i heard it. "to the left to the left". oh no. a surprising beyonce performance? well fuck yeah, this is surprising.

Sugarland Feat. Beyonce - Irreplaceable [Live @ ama's 2007]
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i'm listening to lite pop rock

and i'm happy to say i do not like it as much as i thought i would. i was a little nervous that they would hit me with the fray. then a little lifehouse. throw in some snow patrol and this would have been my new favorite station. but they went straight for enrique eglasias and then current backstreet boys. ew!

i was not excited about liking a station called lite pop rock. i think it has a lot to do with my anger towards bon jovi for becoming adult contemporary. not that he was a hardcore rockstar in his hey day, but he was a like the nice bad boy. i liked that little bit of rocker in him. now it's all gone, he blow dries. a lot. he's only played on stations like Q107.3. i used to listen to that when i was fourteen in virginia riding in my dad's jeep. it was the only station we could both stand. he always wanted to listen to oldies and i wanted alternative rock. or jodeci.

ugh, leann rimes just came on. i have to go change it to something cooler. like mellow rock.

remember when she liked coke?

i bet she was more fun.