patricia heaton is not trustworthy

i don't like patricia heaton. she can't be trusted. not b/c she opposes stem cell research, not because she would host a special called "thou shalt laugh", and not because a youtube search for her results in various shots of her cleavage. though i do dislike her for all of those reasons, but her worst offense is that she reads her children's diaries.

a while back, patty was on conan discussing her children. she brought up the fact that she reads her kid's diaries. conan questioned her and was immediately shot down as being stupid for not wanting to invade children's privacy. then she started to tell what was in the diary. in detail. on national television.

she must be stopped.

via satellite

i watch television via satellite. so since i'm in LA, cable channels come through on eastern standard time. at about 1am (i'm still up and watching tv), it's 4am EST so the cable channels start showing their paid programming. i occasionally check in to see what the masses are buying.

i stumbled upon this. "rejuvenique" and linda evans. this charming mask helps you look younger. it also helps you look like a murderer.