oh joel mchale, you're the best

i love the soup. for reasons like this:

the #1 movie? really america?

who wrote this? my dad? wow. hackey gay jokes are worth $35 million.

teens are smart

i’ve been revisiting some of my favorite teen dramas lately. i just watched a very special and topical 90210 this weekend – brandon gets a DUI. after lying to his parents about how it happened, brandon tells brenda to cut him some slack if he has to “bend the chronology of his downfall.”

listening to them talk i realized that teens are smart. and i need a thesaurus.

i do not have herpes

something's cooking...

and it's a crappy romantic comedy. set in a very specific world of puns.


i bet there was a long list of pun taglines that weren't chosen.

• You don't have to always wait to be seated.
• Try one of life's specials.
• Today's special might be love.
• Do you have the recipe for a lasting relationship?

create your own. it's fun.

no john. no.

something about travolta in hairspray makes me throw up in my mouth a little. so i made this.